you know those songs where you can hear the artist smiling while singing yeah those are the best songs
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
destroy the idea that biological families are more valid than other forms of family. destroy the idea that your parents/sibilings/extended relatives have an inherent right to be a part of your life if you dont want them to be
|Oily/Fatty Snacks:||Kale, leafy greens.
|Soda/Carbonated Drinks:||Actual, literal bubbles.
|Sweet Tea:||A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
|Ice:||The sweet release of death.
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
(Source: thestudentprincesss, via myskinnybones)