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my name is Kristen and I like some stuff and I don't like some other stuff and if you look at my blog you can tell which is which I guess


you know those songs where you can hear the artist smiling while singing yeah those are the best songs

(via winkydean)

— 10 hours ago with 46 notes


i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via littlespacecase)

— 10 hours ago with 59900 notes


mom: so hun i was in your room


and i accidentally started going through your stuff


and i found your phone


it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!


(via urulokid)

— 10 hours ago with 108804 notes
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Daniel Radcliffe (via dutchster)

(Source: hankgreensmoustache, via underwood-typewriter)

— 11 hours ago with 135596 notes


destroy the idea that biological families are more valid than other forms of family. destroy the idea that your parents/sibilings/extended relatives have an inherent right to be a part of your life if you dont want them to be

(via nightfurytrainerofberk)

— 14 hours ago with 13892 notes

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
Cookies:Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Ice:The sweet release of death.
— 14 hours ago with 62195 notes

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.


No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

(via myskinnybones)

— 14 hours ago with 676215 notes




Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

(via daysturnedtoweeks)

— 14 hours ago with 29880 notes


i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss, via myskinnybones)

— 14 hours ago with 102073 notes