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my name is Kristen and I like some stuff and I don't like some other stuff and if you look at my blog you can tell which is which I guess

winkydean:

you know those songs where you can hear the artist smiling while singing yeah those are the best songs

(via winkydean)

— 10 hours ago with 46 notes

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via littlespacecase)

— 10 hours ago with 59900 notes

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via urulokid)

— 10 hours ago with 108804 notes
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Daniel Radcliffe (via dutchster)

(Source: hankgreensmoustache, via underwood-typewriter)

— 11 hours ago with 135596 notes

nau-see:

destroy the idea that biological families are more valid than other forms of family. destroy the idea that your parents/sibilings/extended relatives have an inherent right to be a part of your life if you dont want them to be

(via nightfurytrainerofberk)

— 14 hours ago with 13892 notes

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
Cookies:Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
Ice:The sweet release of death.
— 14 hours ago with 62195 notes
lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

(via myskinnybones)

— 14 hours ago with 676215 notes

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

(via daysturnedtoweeks)

— 14 hours ago with 29880 notes

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss, via myskinnybones)

— 14 hours ago with 102073 notes